Sunday, March 6, 2011

February 2011 Blue Duck Weather News




February 2011 Weather News!

It seems your fine staff at Blue Duck Weather News spends most of its time reporting on extreme weather around the nation and the world, but parts of February was a force to be reckoned with at The Land, The Phoenix area and the West.

The first week in February was the coldest, and the driest, I have seen in at least twenty five years. Phoenix had the lowest dew point ever recorded on a day in February. Morning lows in the teens at The Land was cold by any standards, and several days during the first week in February, had average temperatures below or right at freezing! Talking Trees and Antelope Hill in New Mexico recorded an average temperature one day of only twelve degrees below zero!

I have always marveled at structural engineering and the construction feats to accomplish building in a way that will allow structures to withstand the forces of the elements and the earth. But as the days unfold after the Great Freeze In The West you will read the prolonged effects on buildings, water and gas supplies. And heavy snows in other parts of the U.S. crumpled structures.

Then at the end of the month comes cold and rain to Arizona, with the snow level dropping to twenty five hundred feet. There was snow visible on mountain tops thirty miles from The Land and looking at the massive snow on Four Peaks with binoculars looked just like Denali from a hundred miles away.

But wait! There is so much more to read about in this exciting issue of Blue Duck Weather! You will read about the shit revealed as record January snows melt in New York City, the fate of pit bulls in Arizona, an extremely rare animal spotted in southern Arizona, a dire warning about melting permafrost, more possible effects of the BP oil spill on baby dolphins, the new Hoover Dam bypass span and its planning for game crossings, how a children’s inflatable play house turns into a nightmare right out of Oz and why Budweiser stopped its production of beer in one state.

The average temperature at The Land was four degrees warmer at the end of the month than the beginning. But don’t let this slight rise fool you. It was 22 degrees warmer than February 2nd! It was nineteen degrees warmer at the end of the month at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill but thirty one degrees warmer than February 2nd!

The average temperature on The Land for February was 49.60 degrees. For Talking Trees and Antelope Hill is was 30.96 degrees.

The average humidity on The Land was 35.69 percent. The average dew point was 20.53 degrees. But on February 2nd the average dew point was a lip peeling seven degrees below zero!

The Land finally received some rain and the total rainfall for the year is .52”. Phoenix, officially has received .70’’ for the year.

Always keeping our beady eyes on the lake levels and the possible demise of all life (at least human) in the desert here’s where they stand: Lake Mead groaned and got up to 40%, Powell is at 56%, Pleasant 83% and Roosevelt Lake 91%.

How many migraines did you have this month? The barometric pressure rose up and down like a roller coaster from the 1st through the 11th. All it produced was cold wind. It fell like a rock on the 15th and on the 16th clouds began to gather. It remained low and on the 19th wind and rain was our guests of honor. Then on the 25th it fell from a very high 28.48 to a very low pressure of 28.11 in one day! The result was more wind and rain.

And now to all of the news that makes Blue Duck Weather so fucking boring. Hell, it’s still better than watching infomercials all day and eating Cheetos.

2-1- Afternoon high at The Land 60 degrees. Add a fourteen mph wind and it was 56 degrees. A Freeze Warning is issued for the Phoenix area for tonight expiring at nine a.m. tomorrow.

One degree was the low at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill this morning.

From his secluded location in Colorado RyDuck reported a mind staggering 31 below zero with the wind chill at noon!

As the massive front moves to the Midwest and Northeast Houston drops 20 degrees in seventeen minutes. Ten inches of snow in Oklahoma City with two inches falling per hour. Ten thousand flights are cancelled. Blizzard Warnings are issued for nine states; Ice, sleet, rain, snow and even tornados are possible. FEMA is positioned in eleven states with the National Guard on standby. This storm is described as a “White Monster.” I-70 in Missouri is closed due to snow, ice and 40-50mph winds causing whiteout conditions. Tornadoes reported in Tennessee and Kentucky.

Cyclone Yasi, bearing down on Australia, is being described as a “Katrina like storm.” Thousands of people are told to flee this “life threatening cyclone.” Yasi is forecast to directly hit the northern City of Cairns late today with 155mph winds and up to three feet of rain. Four hundred thousand people live in the storm’s path.

Nine extremely rare blind dolphins are found dead along the Indus River in Pakistan. This dolphin species is only found in this river and in 2006 a count showed 1300 were in existence. They were killed by poison and nets by local fishermen.

2-2- In the summer here idiots say “at least it’s a dry heat.” Well let me show you a fucking dry cold, the worst kind. At the land this morning the low was 31 degrees with a 7mph wind= 27 degrees. The afternoon high was 40 degrees with a 11mph wind= 34 degrees. The average dew point all day was a bone dry -7 degrees. The average temperature for the entire day was 30.50 degrees. You can bet I will wear my “under Rues “ tomorrow. A Hard Freeze Warning is in place for tomorrow.

Thirteen below zero was the AVERAGE temperature at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill today.

With a 70mph wind on San Francisco Peaks in northern Arizona it was 64 degrees below zero! 23 below zero in Flagstaff, the coldest since 1990. 44 degrees is a new low high record in Phoenix. 65,000 Salt River Project customers without power due to mechanical problems for six major transformers knocked out by the cold. Fifteen minute rolling blackouts in place to distribute limited power.

Twenty inches of snow on the ground in Chicago with 70mph winds. Missouri closes I-70from Kansas City to St. Louis for the first time in history due to weather. 200,000 people without power in Ohio, 50,000 in New Jersey and Pennsylvania and 54,000 in Dallas.

Cyclone Yasi is now a Category 5 storm and covers an area larger than Italy. 10,600 Australians are in evacuation centers and others are being turned away because of limited space. Winds may reach 186 mph and blow apart “cyclone proof” homes that have been built in recent years.

Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow today and predicts an early Spring. The “prophetic” groundhog has been making predictions since 1887. He has seen his shadow 98 times and only 16 times he didn’t. (no one has confirmed the bastard’s accuracy.)

A Minneapolis woman has been charged with animal cruelty after she tried to mail a puppy to Atlanta in a sealed box with no air holes or food. Postal workers became suspicious when the box suddenly fell off a counter after the idiot woman left the post office.

2-3- Seventeen degree low at The Land with a forty three degree high! Bisbee and Douglas, Arizona closes schools due to the cold. Tucson set a new record of an eighteen degree low and customers are out of natural gas.

Three died when a truck they are in went over a bridge guardrail in Oklahoma. The bridge had been closed due to the blizzard but re-opened. The truck plunged 80’ into an icy river but five others in the truck survived. The ground temperature was -11 degrees. Hypothermia in the water would take only minutes.

In South Dakota rescuers are trying to reach 150 vehicles stranded by snow on I-29. Many drivers were stuck all night and running low on fuel. 70 people have been rescued while others wait due to whiteout conditions.

This latest storm that has affected a third of the nation was rare for its size and strength. “A storm that produces a swath of twenty inch snow is really something we’d see every 50 years” according to a National Weather Service meteorologist.

Nine degree low in the Mexican border town of Ciudad Juarez. This broke a record set back in 1951. Ankle deep snow caused disruptions in a region that rarely sees snow in a lifetime.

One of the “world’s biggest cyclones” has spared human casualties in Australia. One reason is how sparsely populated the country is. Yasi had a diameter of 350 miles and a top speed of 186mph. The biggest damage is the loss of 50% of sugarcane crops. The town of Tully was the hardest hit with 90% of buildings having extensive damage. Several thousand folks are homeless with 180,000 without power.

2-4- Good God, another 17 degree low at The Land. Schools in southern Arizona are closed due to broken water pipes and heating.

Five inches of snow in Dallas as unexpected moisture is drawn from the Gulf mixing with bitter cold. 500 flights are cancelled. Huge chunks of ice fell off Cowboy Stadium injuring 6. Usual temperatures this time of year in Dallas are the fifty’s and sixty’s.

A State of Emergency is declared in New Mexico with no natural gas available in many areas. Record use and rolling blackouts are the cause.

The collapse of a farm building in Connecticut due to heavy snow kills 85,000 egg laying chickens. (At least they weren’t ducks!)

Heavy rain and flash flooding delays recovery and cleanup efforts in Australia after Typhoon Yasi passed. 4,000 troops and 600 police officers help in the city of Cairns.

The Horn of Africa Nation, Somalia’s continued drought threatens millions of folks. It has increased the number of malnourished children, displaced thousands and killed thousands of animals. A U.N. humanitarian chief said the “situation is dire.”

2-5- 26 degree low at The Land! Due to the recent cold snap in the Phoenix area valley plumbing supply stores have run out of replacement irrigation parts such as valves and vacuum breakers.

Snow fell off of a roof in Vermont burying the home owner up to his neck. After two hours a trooper spotted the man’s head and gloved hand. The trapped man was cold but in good spirits after being pulled out.

The blizzard that dumped a record twenty inches of snow recently in Tulsa has had some residents trapped in their homes for four days. (Wonder what this will lead to in nine months?)

The Boston area has had seventy roofs collapse from snow weight and some schools are closed until February 8th.

The tail end of Cyclone Yasi causes damaging storms and flash flooding at the opposite end of Australia.

2-6- The five inches of snow in Dallas from last week is twice the annual total for the area.

Thirty five zoo animals have frozen to death in Chihuahua, Mexico. The temperature fell to 9 degrees, the coldest in sixty years.

2-7- Natural gas is being restored in Arizona and New Mexico after record cold temperatures last week caused demand shortages.

From flooding to fires in Australia: A forest fire has destroyed forty one homes and damaged nineteen in Perth. Four thousand acres have burned in the last two days.

A strong Pacific Ocean wave has swept two teenagers off of a rocky outcropping at Smelt Sands State Park in Oregon. Both bodies have been recovered.

There were seventy nine worldwide shark attacks in 2010. Thirty four were in the U.S.

2-8- At eleven this morning from his secluded location in Colorado RyDuck reported nine below zero with the wind chill and seven inches of new snow. He said it was the most respectable snow storm of the season.

Schools in El Paso, Texas were closed yesterday due to lack of water and water pressure. The deep freeze last week knocked out water pumps affecting seven thousand people.

The Adirondack Sports Complex in New York was unoccupied when part of the dome collapsed due to snow weight over the weekend. The supporting steel frame for the roof simply buckled.

South African game park rangers shoot and kill four rhinoceros poaching suspects after confrontations occur. Three hundred and thirty three rhinos were poached last year, three times as many as in 2009. The increased demand for the animal’s horns is due to a rising middle class population in Asia. The horns are believed to have strong medicinal powers.

A recent survey shows that Americans get the blues more in the winter than any other season. But 15% surveyed said their sexual activity increased when they were cooped up do to bad weather. (Turn the television off dear.)

2-9- An extremely rare ocelot was observed yesterday in the Huachuca Mountains in southern Arizona. A man was working in his yard when his dogs began barking at a spotted, cat like animal that ran up a tree. The man called Arizona Game & Fish. An officer responded to the sight and verified that the animal was indeed an ocelot. Being on the Endangered Species List only one other animal has been seen since the mid 1960s. The other was a road kill near Globe last year. (The Lovely Mrs. Blueduck reminded me that she was given one of these “kitty’s” when she was in Mazatlan, Mexico when she was sixteen years old; its name was Asa.)

An unprecedented 14,523 pit bulls occupied Maricopa County animal shelters last year, one third of the animal population. 68% had to be put down. The reasons are their reputation for meanness, mass breeding and mistreated as fight dogs or raised by owners who are not prepared for the breed’s active lifestyle.

More than 57’’ of snow has fallen this season in New York City setting a new record for January. As the snow melts it reveals stinking, oozing bags of garbage, rat infested sofas, bicycles, Christmas trees and even bodies. Two men were found slumped over their steering wheels as the snow and ice receded. One man had been shot and the other died of carbon monoxide poisoning. Another body was found in the melting snow and this man died of hypothermia.

Heavy snow began falling in Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas and north Texas yesterday. Winter Storm Warnings are issued and some areas were receiving one to two inches of snow per hour.

January was colder than average in the U.S. Despite some large winter storms it was the 9th driest January on record going back to 1895.

Shandong, China is facing its worst drought in two hundred years, other provinces in China sixty years. China is the worlds largest wheat grower and the United Nations warn that wheat prices globally will rise. Average wheat prices worldwide grew by 8% last month.

2-10- The second blizzard this week buries Oklahoma and Arkansas. Cattle ranchers say if newborn cattle are not found immediately they will freeze in the snow and “stick like popsicles.” Two feet of snow has fallen this week and three people have died. Many roads in Tulsa are still impassible from last week’s record of 14’’ of snow. That storm alone closed schools for six days.

2-11- Oklahoma breaks a state record of -31 degrees in the town of Nowata. Areas in Arkansas hit -17 degrees.

A few weeks ago New Yorkers were whining about the City not plowing snow fast enough. With Tulsa buried by its snowiest winter on record, an army of citizens have stepped in. They have fastened plows on their pickup trucks, check on seniors and lining up to push stalled cars.

The hard freeze earlier this month has hurt Arizona crops. A head of lettuce has risen in price sixty nine cents a head.

2-12- Eighty degree high in Yuma the warmest in the nation.

Arizona Game & Fish rangers in the Pinetop region donated 3100 pounds of wild game meat and fish in 2010 to food banks in the White Mountains. Most of the meat came from seizures resulting from various wildlife violations. ( A thought occurred to me as I was typing this. Suppose Game & Fish busted a “poacher” with a hundred and fifty pound dear. And suppose that “poacher was trying to provide for his family in hard times. The “poacher” is in jail and his family has to go to the food bank. I respect and adhere to all game laws in this state. But if I had to provide food for my family with a gun I would do what I had to do.)

The National Wild Turkey Federation has announced the release of the 200,000th wild turkey in southern Arizona. The bird was one of fifteen Gould’s wild turkeys captured in the Coronado National Forest and taken to Gardner Canyon near Tucson. This canyon has suitable habitat but no turkeys. The wild turkey was on the brink of extinction in the 90s, but today there are more than seven million in the U.S.

Muddy runoff from Australia’s flooding is adding to the stress from pollution and warming seas to the Great Barrier Reef, one of the world’s most fragile ecosystems. In recent years the reef has suffered “mass bleaching” in which coral under pressure loses the colorful algae living in their tissues.

China will begin a massive operation to drill 1350 wells across eight northeastern provinces to try and save crucial wheat crops stricken by drought. Seventeen million acres have been affected and three million people are short of drinking water.

2-13- A female Siberian tiger was shot and killed after it mauled a teen to death on Christmas day at the San Francisco Zoo. A federal investigator has submitted a report that the cat was provoked into leaping and clawing its way out of an enclosure before the attack.

2-14- Snow flurries in the predawn headlights on The Land in 1990, the one and only time I have seen snow out here (even if it didn’t stick.)

February 2nd was the driest day on record at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix. The average dew point was -10.4 degrees. It was also one of the coldest days in thirty years.

With no rain in January Arizona watersheds are significantly below average. Snow runoff this spring may be 30 to 45% of average.

A wildfire fueled by 40 mph winds destroys eighteen homes on the Yakama Indian Reservation in Washington State.

A “snow bomb” buries parts of South Korea. The biggest snowfall in a century has prompted rescue operations including twelve thousand soldiers.

2-15- Volunteers in Fargo hope to fill three million sandbags to prepare for the 3rd major flood in as many years. “The Annual Red River Flood Fight” is in response to the National Weather Service predicting snow melt will swell the river to flood stage by spring. In 2009 the flood caused one hundred million dollars in damage.

Due to harsh weather in parts of the world cotton production is down and price are the highest in 150 years (factoring inflation.) All goods made with cotton will increase 10% to 30% in the coming months.

2-16- Cyclone Carlos strikes Darwin, Australia two weeks after the massive Yasi did significant damage to parts of the country. Darwin causes less damage with “only” 80mph winds.

2-17- A strong cold front moved into Utah and parts of Idaho last night. 69mph winds were recorded in central Utah and 85mph at the Snow Basin ski resort. 21,000 people are still without power.

The governor of Montana has defied federal authority over gray wolves in his state and encourages livestock owners to kill wolves that attack their animals. He also said the state will begin killing off packs that attack elk herds. Lawsuits have kept the wolves on the Endangered Species List for a decade even after recovery goals have been met.

2-18- There is a one hundred percent chance of rain forecast for the Phoenix area tomorrow. (An ominous prediction; you only have to go back through the Blue Duck Weather archives to find out what the rare one hundred percent chances meant to friends and me camping.) A Winter Storm Warning is issued for northern Arizona with high winds and snow. 41mph winds already occurring in Winslow.

A wildfire near Patagonia, Arizona in the Coroado National Forest has grown to 2,000 acres. There is no word on how it started.

The National Weather Service issued a flooding forecast today for the central U.S. Many of these states have a 95% chance of severe flooding when spring snowmelt begins from mid March to mid April.

Permafrost is irreversibly thawing and within twenty years will release more carbon than it currently stores. Carbon is held in the form of frozen plant material and adding more to the atmosphere would raise temperatures even higher.

An abolone diver off the coast of southern Australia is killed by two Great White sharks.

2-19- Morning low at The Land 65 degrees with an afternoon high of 51 degrees! There were 15-20mph sustained winds all day until the rain began at two p.m.
Winter Storm Warnings are still in effect for northern Arizona until tomorrow at five p.m. Nine inches of snow reported at Bellmont. I-17 north is closed at the Sedona exit. Highways 89 and 180 are also closed.

The forest fire near Patagonia in southern Arizona is 70% contained. Still no word of the cause.

A rabid javelina attacked a pet dog earlier this week twenty miles south of Prescott. It wandered into a yard and bit the dog on the hindquarters. The dog’s owner beat the collard peccary to death. After the dead pig tested positive the poor pooch had to be put down.

Parts of the Sierra Nevada mountain range has received NINE FEET of snow in the last five days. One ski resort near Lake Tahoe reported four feet of snow in twenty four hours!

74mph winds recorded in Washington D.C. area. With extremely low dew points a half dozen brush fires are fought and 18,000 people without power due to falling trees on power lines. A National Christmas tree, planted near the White House in 1978 is blown over. The tree was forty seven years old and forty two feet high.

Last July a troubling set of numbers on a computer at a key weather forecast center near London appeared. But nobody at the center noticed and officials in Pakistan failed to interpret the signal as a warning. The numbers meant “Expect massive, unprecedented rain in northwest Pakistan.” If information had been properly analyzed Pakistan could have been warned a week ahead of the disaster. There was a 80% probability of severe rain predicted nine days ahead of the event. Weather forecasters are hesitant to “cry wolf” and cause mass panic in case the forecast is not accurate.

2-20- The morning low at The Land was a wet and cloudy 49 degrees. The high of 52 degrees plus a 12mph wind reduced the temperature to 49 degrees.

Twenty seven inches of snow in Winslow, Flagstaff fifteen inches and snow/rain mix as low as Cave Creek, Arizona.

50mph winds in New York City fans an apartment fire, killing one person.

Another major winter storm is heading for the Midwest dropping temperatures 40 degrees in twenty four hours.

2-21- The new Hoover Dam bypass bridge has three smaller concrete spans for wildlife, especially bighorn sheep to cross. Critics questioned the need to build wildlife bridges that cost 4.8 million dollars. This is a first of its kind project to help preserve Arizona’s largest herd of bighorn sheep.

Another major winter storm strikes Wisconsin, Michigan and northern Ohio dumping a foot of new snow. The eighth snow emergency day is called in Minneapolis, the most ever declared in a single winter.

2-22- Two young girls were hurt, one with serious head injuries, when a gust of wind picked up an inflatable castle in Marana, Arizona last weekend. A neighbor told reporters the girls were playing in the toy when she saw the play house rolling over a nearby roof.

The latest snow storm in Minnesota left 19’’, the highest total, in Madison on the far western end of the state.

Baby dolphins are washing up dead along the Mississippi and Alabama coasts at ten times the rate of stillborn and infant deaths. This is the first birthing season since the BP oil spill last spring and summer. Tissues and organs are being gathered for forensic study to determine the cause of deaths.

2-24- After flood waters finally began to recede two days ago in Brazil firefighters had to remove a five foot long alligator hiding behind a couch in a home. A woman living there found her three year old son petting the beast before calling for help.

2-25- Tragic news from a major storm that hit the South yesterday; four Amish children were washed away to their deaths in southwestern Kentucky. The buggy they were riding in with their parents tried to cross a rain swollen creek. They were only a mile from home.

With this storm five inches of rain fell in parts of Missourri. An unconfirmed torndado reported in Arkansas with 60-70mph winds and twenty seven thousand people without power. Heavy rain and 60-80mph winds in Memphis.

Budwieser has stopped beer production in Georgia. Instead they are canning fresh water to prepare for severe spring flooding predicted. They have done this in the past to help communities prepare for disasters. (I must commend them for their community support but why don’t they just give out free beer and forget the water?)

Hard freezes in Texas and Mexico have driven up the price of tomatoes by twenty cents per pound. There will be no relief until Arizona tomato production begins in about a month.

A sea lion blinded by a gunshot wound to the face on a Sausalito, California beach may have a new home at the San Francisco Zoo. The animal cannot survive in the wild.

2-26- Winter Storm Warnings are in effect from Flagstaff to the Rim. Snow may drop to two thousand feet by morning.

According to the latest U.S. Forest survey there are 214 red squirrels on Mount Graham. This is down from 250 in 2009 but biologists are optimistic. This type of squirrel has been on the Endangered Species List since 1987.

San Francisco receives its first snow since 1976. For snow to fall and accumulate in this city as sea level, the temperature must drop to 36 degrees, percipitation must be falling and the ground must be chilled for several days beforehand.

The storms that pounded the South two days ago have struck the East. Flights are delayed and New York is closing some schools. There are flight delays in New Jersey. Winter Storm Warnings are posted across the northern third of Ohio. Heavy rains have drenched southern Ohio.

Five more baby bottlenose dolphins have been found in Missisippi and Alabama pushing the total to 67 since January 1st.

A diabetic couple was found alive in Cougar, Washington after five days of being trapped in a snow bank in their vehicle. They turned the engine on and off to run the heater and stay warm. Four campers discovered the couple.

2-27- Woke up this morning to a quarter of an inch of rain overnight and a temperature of 38 degrees with an eight mph wind chill factor. There was snow on Table Top Mountain, about thirty miles south of The Land. The elevation of that mountain is 4373’. I haven’t seen snow on it for at least ten years.
Unconfirmed snow totals in north Scottsdale of one to four inches and a dusting in Tucson. Hail was reported in Mesa, Cottonwood had three inches of snow, Flagstaff nine inches of snow, And the Snowbowl has fifty inches in the last two weeks. (Editor’s prediction, this is it for winter desert storms and I believe it is over. Spring is on the way and will give way to summer with a vengance.)

The rare snow your fine staff at Blue Duck Weather reported in San Francisco yesterday “doesn’t count.” No snow was observed downtown and the dusting doesn’t apply toward official records according to one meteorologist.

Northern California did tie or break long standing record low temperatures. San Francisco got down to 37 degrees, tying a record set in 1962. San Jose tied a record set way back in 1892, and Oakland got down to 34 degrees, breaking a record set in 1987.

2-28- Three homes are destroyed by an unconfirmed tornado in Kentucky.

Major street flooding and power outages in parts of Ohio and Indiana. 25,000 Ohio residents are without electricity. Most of central Indiana is under a flood warning until tonight.

One hundred and ten thousand acres have burned in west Texas wildfires that have destroyed 70 homes. Downed power lines by wind started several fires, a welder started another blaze and a spark from a car’s tire rim after a blown tire caused another. (It must be dry as Hell in west Texas!)

Heavy rain collapses an entire hill top in La Paz, Bolivia and 400 homes are destroyed. Amazingly enough there were no deaths.

The quote of the month is from a T-shirt that TwinkyDuck gave me, a shirt I will wear with honor on Earth Day. “Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize we can’t eat money.”- Cree proverb.

And finally, much to your relief if you have read this entire shit, the song of the month is “It Sure Got Cold..” by ZZ Top.

Thank you for your continued loyalty all of my Blue Duck Weather readers. Your fine staff promises you the future editions will be as boring as this one and all of the others in the past.

The Distinguished, Honorable, Professor MR BlueDuck

Sunday, February 6, 2011

January Blue Deck Weather News 2011


January 2011 Weather News!

Happy New Year Mother Nature! I’m sure this date means nothing to you but your yearly cycles are somewhat predictable, and I use that term very loosely. I love you and I hate you. You bring warmth to my skin when I need it mentally as bad as physically. You send the cold wind down my back when I need it the least. You give me not a drop of rain and then flood my existence. I worship and I scorn you. You provide balance to this planet and give me the food and water I need to survive. While doing this the carnage of human suffering from your affects need no numbers, no tallies. In the big picture they are what they are. The entire planet is your jurisdiction up to an altitude of about sixty thousand feet and that is where space and God take over. So, whether I love you or hate you at any given time, I must bow to your power and respect the ultimate goal of your mission, to keep this planet on its axis. That my mother is a daunting task!

January was pure hell for folks in Australia and Brazil with record flooding and record amount of mudslides killing folks. It was no bargain for Midwest and Northeast America either with all of the snow. Read about this and more in the latest Blue Duck Weather News. Find out about thousands of birds and fish dying in just a few states with no apparent answer, how the flooding in Australia could effect the world economy, BLM wants to place wild horses on birth control (I swear we don’t make this shit up), the warmest December temperatures in Phoenix on record, “Reverse Arctic Oscillation”, the state deemed the most likely for future natural disasters, hope for Lake Mead?, stray cats in Gilbert, Arizona ruining a bird preserve, a “blocking weather pattern”, what it means to the world if Greenland’s ice sheet melts, why a woman kills her nephew’s dog and more news trickling in from the BP oil spill last spring.

The average temperature at The Land was 18 degrees warmer at the end of the month than the beginning. This is a good thing as seven out of the first nine days were below or at freezing for morning lows. The average temperature for Talking Trees and Antelope Hill was twenty degrees warmer at the end of the month.

The average temperature at The Land was 51.98 degrees and 30.14 degrees at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill.

The average humidity at The Land was 40.50 percent with a dew point of 24.31 degrees. In other words, it was fucking dry for January.

The barometric pressure was fairly consistent. I hope our local migraine sufferers were spared if there is any truth to radically changing pressure.

There was ZERO rain at The Land.

Lake Mead is 38% full, Pleasant 82%, Powell 57% and Roosevelt finished the year at 90%!

And now the day by day flashbacks of Mother Nature and her wicked little grin!

1-1- A twenty four degree low at The Land with a 45 degree high meant an average temperature of just 34.50 degrees. In the shade there was ice on the dog water bowl all day. This is the third night in a row that Phoenix has issued a freeze warning. The temperatures out here in the open desert average about ten degrees cooler and cool off much faster than the trapped heat in the city. But I should not complain. The temperature at the Grand Canyon dropped to a staggering 31 below zero.

An official described the surging floodwaters in northeast Australia as reaching “biblical proportions.” 22 communities are swamped and rivers are surging to record levels, overflowing into low lying towns as the water rushes to the sea. Australia has had its wettest spring on record!

1-2- Three swollen and busted water pipes on The Land from three hard nights of freezing. When I look at the freeze icon on the weather station monitor at seven thirty in the evening I just cringe. That means we are in for a hard freeze.

Snow on Interstate 5 closes the freeway near Los Angeles. The snow level has dropped to 1800’.

A woman is feared dead after falling into a flooded river near Brisbane, Australia.

In Beebe, Arkansas one thousand dead black birds have fallen from the sky in a one mile area. No other dead birds outside that radius has been found. 65 of the dead birds will be sent for testing. One ornithologist said the birds “showed physical trauma and the flocks could have been hit by lightning or high altitude hail.’’

1-3- As of December 29th there were 559 complaints of residential wood burning in Maricopa County on no burn days. Inspectors must witness smoke coming out of a chimney or backyard before issuing warnings or violations. There are some exemptions, including if a fireplace is the only source of heat. Smoke from wood burning fireplaces contain particulates so small 30 of them would make up the width of a human hair. (It is remarkable that DooderDuck did not get busted for burning his trash in backyard fire pit last year. He had great plumes of ash, smoke and charred paper filling the neighborhood. A fine son he turned out to be and learned from the best!.)

Garbage trucks in New York City have been working as snow plows and trash has been not been picked up in ten days. Walls of trash bags stacked six feet high line sidewalks and curbs. Residents and shop owners want it picked up and now! (Just burn the shit.)

Ten people have now died from flooding in Australia. Military flights rush food to Brisbane before it is cut off by floodwaters. Flood levels in Rockhampton are 30’ above flood stage. The rain and flooding have been caused by the cooling “La Nina” ocean currents that produced monsoon rains over the western Pacific ocean and southeast Asia.

Philippine landslides and floods have killed five children and an adult with three girls missing. Two of the children, a sister and brother, were buried in a landslide while they slept.

1-4- While the last two days have had entries of garbage burnt or stacked the latest comes from Prescott Valley in Arizona. Garbage collections have been delayed by ice and snow for the last five days. Road conditions are just too unsafe to be driving the fifty thousand pound beasts. ( Again, just burn the shit!)

Warmest average temperatures in Phoenix for December on record according to the National Weather Service.

Las Vegas received a trace of snow today. (Talk about the blues if you lost your “shorts” and woke up to this.)

The death toll is up to 17 in the Philippines from landslides and flooding. 13,000 people seek shelter in schools and gyms.

Crocodiles and snakes pose a grave threat in flooded Australia. “If people enter the water their safety cannot be guaranteed.”

Now, from the this is getting strange file: Now the blackbird death toll count in Bebee, Arkansas is up to 3,000. Officials say it may have been fireworks that frightened them into flying into buildings and falling to their death. Three hundred miles away 500 starlings die in Louisiana. 100,000 dead drum fish are discovered by a tugboat captain over a 20 mile stretch of the Arkansas River. It is not linked to the bird deaths. ( Have you ever heard of the canary in a coal mine? These birds were placed to detect unsafe levels of oxygen. If they died you were fucked. The Lovely Mrs. BlueDuck and myself have had the version of this on our Land for thirty years. If the pets thrive on the water from the ground we will be fine. Shit, we have a cat that is pushing seventeen years old and a dog the same. But what does it say about these birds and fish in a relatively close area dying so mysteriously? Perhaps it is fucking aliens or the approach of the Mayan calendar year.)

1-5- Federal prosecutors in New York are looking into allegations that sanitation workers sabotaged the city’s snow cleanup after the post Christmas blizzard. Two sanitation union bosses have said the slowdown rumors are false.

Australia’s record flooding is causing catastrophic damage to the infrastructure in the state of Queensland. 75% of its coal mines are shut down. These mines fuel Asia’s steel mills. So far 1200 homes have been destroyed and 10,700 damaged.

Ice and sleet have collapsed the roofs of 1200 homes in southern China. 60,000 people have been evacuated. Freezing weather has damaged 300,000 acres of cabbage and rice crops.

Slaughtering wild horses for food isn’t an option for thinning herds that have strained public lands throughout the West. The BLM wants to give mares birth control to diminish the need for horse roundups. (Our federal government at work, fucking amazing!)

A seven year old Montana boy is recovering from surgery after being impaled on a six inch pine tree branch during a snow sledding accident.

1-6- A Pollution Advisory is issued for Maricopa County and wood burning fires are banned once again.

The National Weather Service has confirmed that the official low temperature on New Year’s Eve in Flagstaff was 19 below zero. It was the third coldest morning on record since 1961.

Mountain lion sightings have increase in the lower Salt River Canyon.

An army general has been assigned to lead the flood recovery in Australia. Queensland’s premier proclaimed this is “a disaster of unprecedented scale.”

Rain has been falling in Brazil since Christmas and flooding or mudslides have killed 35. 30,000 people throughout the country have been forced from their homes.

Near freezing temperatures and icy Himalayan winds have killed 41 in northern India in the past two weeks. Poor people living on the streets are the most affected. Dressed in only light clothing death is a certainty if they don’t have fuel to build fires.

Angry relatives of 42 Israelis killed in a forest fire last month forced the Prime Minister to stop his speech honoring the dead. They said he should be responsible for the handling of the disaster response.

A rare Siberian tiger has attacked and killed a man in China as he was checking his tour bus that was stuck in the snow. The cat pounced on the man and drug him into the forest.

1-7- Thirty nine people have died from flooding and thunderstorms in eastern Africa. Seven were killed by a single lightning strike.

More rain falls in areas of an already flooded northeast Australia. Flood waters are expected to remain high for another week. One town mayor said it could take up to a year to recover.

1-8- Boston, Providence, Rhode Island, Hartford, Connecticut, Concord, New Hampshire and Caribou, Maine have had the highest average temperatures in 2010 than records began in 1872.

The death toll from near freezing temperatures in northern India from the last two weeks is up to 63. The government is distributing blankets and medicine to the poor. All schools have been closed until the weather improves.
Reverse Arctic Oscillation involves the exchange of heat from dark surfaced open waters to the atmosphere and the resulting north-west movement of weather patterns. This may explain warm rain in Alaska recently and a freezing Georgia and Florida. Arctic sea ice coverage this past December was the lowest of any December since satellite records began in 1979.

1-9- The skeletal remains of two humans have been found in the Superstition Mountains. The Medical Examiner’s office will try and determine if the remains are from two missing hikers last July. ( Much has been written about this vast wilderness. Even with cell phones and today’s technology folks just seem to get swallowed up by the myths and the mountain. Anyone hiking in the Superstitions in July are asking for death unless their hike is a short one.)

The National Weather Service has posted winter Storm Warnings from east Texas to the Carolinas. Louisiana and Alabama governors issue emergency declarations. Mississippi has already had snow, sleet and freezing rain.

The latest town to experience flooding in Australia is Maryborough. More rain for Queensland with EIGHT INCHES in the last twenty four hours.

1-10- Seven of the last nine morning lows at The Land have been thirty two degrees or colder.

The average low temperature in Phoenix during December was 48.7 degrees. This is 5 degrees above normal and the warmest in 114 years of record keeping. (On January 4th your fine staff at Blue Duck Weather reported the warmest average daily temperatures in Phoenix for December.)

Atlanta’s airport closes and thousands of flights are cancelled due to icy storms in the South. Even if a few inches accumulates, cities may not have enough snow plows since appreciable snow falls are so rare. Snow is expected from the Texas Panhandle to Oklahoma, North and South Carolina.

11-11- Snow falls in the South yesterday ranged from a few inches to a foot from Louisiana to the Carolinas.

69.4% of the U.S. has snow on the ground.

A “super rainstorm” pours SIX INCHES IN AN HALF HOUR in the town of Toowoomba, Australia. A twenty six foot wall of water strikes without warning killing nine with fifty seven missing. People are stranded and homes torn apart.

Mild temperatures have melted record December snowfalls in Germany. The Rhine River in the west and the Ode River in the east burst their banks flooding fields and towns. One person was swept to his death on a flooded road. Commercial shipping is banned on a ninety mile stretch of the Rhine.

1-12- Sixteen inches of snow and 50mph winds in Boston, twenty two inches of snow in Ridgefield, Connecticut and twelve inches of new snow in New York City.

Flooding in Brisbane, Australia is causing mass panic. The mayor proclaimed “the water is swallowing up the city.” Thousands are urged to evacuate. So far 22 have died and 43 missing.

The latest flooding and mudslides in Brazil have killed 13. So far this year 30 have been killed and 100,000 are homeless in the southeast states.

Monsoon rains have been flooding the eastern Philippines for two weeks, pushing the drowning death toll up to 40 with 7 people missing. One million people have been affected with 25,000 in evacuation centers.

1-13- Australia faces a rebuilding effort due to flooding so massive it is quoted as being “post war proportions.”

Mudslides in Brazil have killed 355 with dozens of missing with little hope to be found. Entire neighborhoods are devastated. Ten inches of rain fell in Rio De Janerio in 24 hours, the equivalent to a month’s rain.

1-14- The missing from flooding in Brazil up to 100.

1-16- A two year U.S. Geological Survey study shows that California is at the most risk of devastating storms. The study builds on a new understanding of the term “atmospheric rivers.” These are high powered winds that drag massive amounts of tropical moisture across the Pacific Ocean and directly over California for days on end. In December an atmospheric river caused a series of wet storms in California that broke rainfall records in many areas.
The death toll from mudslides in Brazil is up to 610 people. A seven day period of mourning for the victims has been declared by the government.

The U.N. is appealing for emergency flood aid for Sri Lanka. 38 people have died and hundreds of thousands are homeless. Vast rice fields that were ready for harvest are now under water.

1-17- The BLM (normally a dirty word in my book) is going to plant 15,000 trees near Yuma where the Laguna Fire burned in 2008. Volunteers are asked to help plant 7,000 grown mesquite trees and 8,000 cottonwood willow poles.

Heavy rain in Washington and Oregon causes landslides that closes roads yesterday, including U.S. 20 in central Oregon.

The recent flooding in Australia could be the country’s most expensive natural disaster on record.

20 communities in Brazil are still cut off from food and water due to mudslides. The death toll is up to 655.

Flooding has killed or left 40 missing in South Africa and destroyed thousands of homes. The country’s army has been placed on standby to evacuate people near major dams.

1-18- The piss hole, Lake Mead, may be helped with heavy snow pack once it melts this spring. The lake has already risen five feet since December 1st. A series of storms drenched southern Utah and southern Nevada. Snow pack in Colorado’s Rocky Mountains is 133% of average with some locations reporting 200%.

Stray cats at the Riparian Preserve in Gilbert, Arizona have been given a reprieve until February 18th. Originally today was the deadline for a volunteer group, Save The (fucking) Cats, to remove all cats before Gilbert resumes trapping and killing them. The problem is so bad the state Audubon Society threatens to remove the location as an important area for birds. (This problem is certainly a statement about foreclosures and people losing their homes; just turn the cats loose and let them fend for themselves. It is a matter of time that we will be hearing about wild dogs roaming, pet snakes in the canals and pet fish in the toilets clogging up the massive sewer shit transportation system.)

Heavy rain runoff floods a river near Mount Hood, Oregon, forcing residents to evacuate on foot. As much as ten inches of rain fell in the Sandy River drainage with an additional two inches of melted snow on the lower slopes of Mount Hood.

Brazil’s army has sent 700 soldiers to help desperate neighborhoods cut off from food, water and recover bodies buried in mud. One man has been rescued after being buried for sixteen hours.

1-19- A third set of human remains were found in the Superstition Mountains this week. Authorities believe they are the three men who hiked into the area last July in 110 degree heat to find the Lost Dutchman’s Gold Mine. (You read it here how the men were so confident that they had found the gold they sat out poorly provisioned; no phones, very little water and no food. They had checked in to a motel in Apache Junction with no intention of camping. They had just driven up for the day.)

Death toll in Brazil up to 700 and 14000 are homeless.

1-20- A Wind Advisory has been posted for western Arizona along the Colorado River until 10:00 p.m.

Twenty nine states are under a Winter Weather Advisory as storms head to the North East. 40 below zero in International Falls, Minnesota.

A wall of water slams another Australian town, Kerang and one thousand people who did not evacuate are stranded. Flooding, miles wide, surges across northern and western Victoria state after record rainfalls last week. 62 towns have been affected. The floodwaters are the highest in one hundred years.

Yuma, Arizona officials are drafting plans to control an explosive cat population. One part of the proposal bans feeding feral cats. (Just shoot them and feed them to the homeless.)

1-21- On this day in 2007 the Lovely Mrs. Blue Duck reported afternoon snow from the Fry’s parking lot in Maricopa.

A ten year old boy in Arizona City is severely mauled by dogs when he got off the afternoon school bus to walk home. Two Rottwiler mixes and a pit bull mix had to be beaten off of the boy with baseball bats by neighbors.

The fifth snow storm since January 1st freezes the North East. The wind chill was 20 below in Chicago this morning. Schools from New Jersey to Massachusetts are closed. This cold snap is caused by a “blocking weather pattern.” It prevents warm air from the Pacific while cold air is being pushed down from Canada.

Even with historic flooding in Australia the southwest part of the country is experiencing drought conditions with the driest year on record. Typically Australia is the second driest continent on the planet.

Authorities in central Africa have arrested five people who had in their possession 12 chimpanzee heads, 25 hands, an endangered gorilla and body parts belonging to leopards, elephants and a lion. It is not known why the men had them. ( Food or voodoo?)

1-22- Forty six below zero in International Falls, twenty seven below in Fargo, sixteen below in Minneapolis and thirteen below in Greenbay. Freezing weather in thirty three states.

Greenland’s ice sheets experience record melt in 2010, an area the size of France. The ice sheets have melted at the fastest rate since record keeping began in 1979. The current contribution of Greenland ice melt to global sea level rise is .02 inches a year. Greenland has one twentieth of the world’s ice. It it melts entirely the the global sea rise would be twenty seven feet!

Cold weather in Vietnam over the past three weeks has killed seven people and twenty thousand livestock. Temperatures have fallen to 26 degrees. The normal temperature for this time of year is 60.

1-23- 43mph winds in Sedona, Arizona, 41mph winds in Flagstaff, 38mph winds in Payson and 28mph winds in Bullhead City and Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix.

The recent flooding in Brazil is the deadliest since 1900 killing 791 people.

1-24- 36 below zero in Saranac Lake, New York, Montpelier, Vermont 21 below zero. Two people have frozen to death. A Wind Chill Advisory issued for Massachusetts and Rhode Island. ( Who needs advisories with those kind of temperatures? Wind or no wind, a person will freeze to death outside in the elements if anything goes wrong. Read “To Build A Fire” by Jack London.)

Austraila loses three billion dollars in damage to crops and lost coal exports due to the massive flooding.

Brazil’s death toll from flooding has risen to 806 with hundreds still missing. It is the second worst disaster ever recorded in the country. The first was a meningitis outbreak in 1974 that killed 1500 poor souls.

1-25- Tornado Warnings issued in Florida.

A fourteen year old boy in southwestern Alaska dies of exposure while walking from a friend’s home. The temperature was 50 below with 70mph winds. (I know folks are hardy in Alaska but this is hard to believe. I can’t imagine being able to stand up in a 70mph wind regardless of the temperature. I still feel sorry for the young man and his cruel fate.)

Now in Swan Hill, Australia residents evacuate with a sea of muddy water approaching.

A sixty five year old woman in South Carolina has been charged for animal cruelty after hanging her nephew’s pit bull with an electrical cord and then burning the dog. She said the poor bastard was a “devil dog” after chewing on her Bible.

1-26- Sixth major snowstorm since January 1st arriving in the North East after leaving the Mid Atlantic region.

Snow accumulations are rare in the South but Nashville has three inches on the ground. (Glad I’m not a broke musician living there right now!)

The La Nina weather pattern began last June and is likely to last until the end of the first quarter of this year according to the World Meteorological Organization. Its effects are strong trade winds over the Pacific and reduced cloudiness in some areas of the world. This is one of the strongest ones in the last century.
A thirty year old surfer is in fair condition after nearly drowning while attempting to surf Mavericks, a famous break about 20 miles south of San Francisco.

1-27- So far this is the second driest snowfall season in Flagstaff history. This time last year there was five feet of snow. (This is the La Nina weather pattern at work my faithful readers.)

Weather predictions for this latest storm in the North East were badly under estimated. New York City received eighteen inches of snow, bringing the total to thirty six inches this season shattering a eighty six year old record. The Statue of Liberty is even closed. Nineteen inches of snow fell in New Jersey and seventeen inches in Philadelphia. In the South , Huntsville, Alabama and Athens, Georgia have received five times the normal amount of rain so far this season. 55 million people in 17 states are affected. Eight inches of snow in Chicago causes eight hours of highway gridlock for the afternoon commute.

Two men trapped in a car when a garage roof collapses from snow are rescued alive in Massachusetts.

More sea turtles (600) were killed or injured in the Gulf of Mexico in the months following the BP oil spill than in any period in twenty years.

A dead dog encased in an ice block is found on the front lawn of a home in Dawson, British Columbia. The owner says he has never seen the dog before and doesn’t know how the block of ice arrived on his property.

1-28- Seven deaths are blamed on the latest severe weather in the North East. Three people in separate states were killed when they were struck by snowplows. ( I see lawsuites in the near future.) Several hundred thousand are without power.

1-29- Beijing, China is facing its longest wait for winter snow in 60 years. Nine million people in China have been affected by drought conditions.

1-30- Five degrees in Billings, Montana as the “Penquin Express” heads our way from Alaska.

Cyclone Anthony, a Category 2 storm with 80mph winds is headed for Australia’s flood ravaged northeast. It is expected to cross Queensland state tomorrow.

1-31- Afternoon wind chill at The Land: 61 degrees plus 14mph wind equals 58 degrees. The temperatures are expected to fall dramatically in the next several days as the fucking “Penquin Express” heads to town.

At high noon RyDuck reported from his secluded location in Colorado 8 degrees and light snow. He said three days ago it was 60 degrees!

A massive weather system is expected to bring snow and ice from the Rockies to the East Coast. thrity three states and one hundred million people will be affected.

Cyclone Yasi in Australia is upgraded to a Category 3 storm with 115mph winds. This storm may produce THREE FEET OF RAIN!

A flash flood in Bolivia has swept 30 people to their deaths when a bus and a truck tried to cross a swollen river. Intense hail only hours before caused flooding in the river, which is dry most of the year. (Sounds like Arizona desert washes “most of the year.”)

I am pleased to announce that one of our past contributing editors is back on the scene. From his secluded location in Colorado The RyDuck gives you the following: “The term wind chill is based on the rate of heat loss from exposed skin caused by wind and cold. In 2001 new formulas were adopted that are based on greater scientific knowledge and on experiments that tested how fast the faces of volunteers cooled in a wind tunnel with various combinations of wind and temperatures. The actual calculation is made using a complex mathematical formula. The formula is wind chill = 35.74 + 0.6215T- 35.75 (VO.16) + 0.4275T (VO.16) Where T= Air Temperature, V= Wind speed (mph). (Editor’s Note: What science can’t calculate is the psychological factor. 40 degrees + 11mph wind= 34 degrees. 34 isn’t bad with no wind but the chill is just bone numbing.)

And there you have it my faithful readers; Mother Nature does not rest. Before I give you the song of the month I would like to give you a quote I stole. “Stay close to nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.” This month’s song is simply titled “Snow” by Jesse Winchester. It is fitting in a light hearted way.

Until next month, when they dig your dead dog out of an ice block, remember Pioneers took bullets. Settlers took land.

The Distinguished, Honorable Professor Mr BlueDuck

Sunday, January 2, 2011

December Blue Duck Weather News 2010



December 2010 Weather News!

What a powerful weather month it turned out to be! There is no force on this planet greater than weather. It has a purpose keeping this planet alive and on its axis but weather has no conscious. It has obvious patterns such as cold, heat, rain and snow, but as to what extent, where and when is beyond the pin ball theory of the Lovely Mrs. BlueDuck and past the ever-evolving science of mankind. We have become much better at predicting weather patterns and events but the outcomes still leave many with their mouths open.

This month had it all. With near record highs in Phoenix to lows that read like the average temperatures in high country. Flooding in Southern California to blizzards so massive they crippled travel in the North East and around the world. Cruel fires and flooding in other parts of the world and sadly the casualty counts read like a small war. Weather is not a murderer by design or choice. Weather is a killer because we get in the way or not prepared.

In this extraordinary edition of Blue Duck Weather you will read about more problems for Arizonans from last October’s freak hail storm, the deep freeze in Europe, the definition of a hard freeze in the desert, tragic fires in an unprepared Israel, a shark attack possible provoked by tourists, the state with the most West Nile cases this year, a man who blames himself for the terrible weather and quits his job, air traffic diverted for nesting bald eagles in Arizona, helicopters used to keep vegetables from freezing in Florida, grim statistics for worldwide natural disaster deaths, Arizona’s high forest outlook looks grim, where the coldest temperature ever recorded on this planet and when, a new weather term (to me) “atmospheric river”, the definition of a Nor’easter and what it signals, Arizona still remains in drought status and a new weather term “graupel.”

The average temperature at The Land for December was 41.66 degrees. It was fourteen degrees cooler at the end of the month than the beginning.

The average temperature at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill was 36.88 degrees. It was a staggering 31.50 degrees colder at the end of the month by finishing with an average temperature for December 31st of two below zero!

The average humidity on The Land was 45.96%. The average dew point was 31 degrees. There were two days this month of heavy fog!

While Phoenix ended the rain total this year with 9.14’’, well above normal, the poor old Land had 5.02’’ keeping us in drought status and worries in the back of our minds about a well going dry.

Lake Mead did not dry up, fortunately for all of us in the West, but the piss hole ended the year at 37%. You will read in this exciting feature of Blue Duck Weather how Arizona intends to help the ever looming desperate situation. Lake Powell has 60%capacity, Pleasant 91%, an impressive finish for the year. And my jewel of the desert, Roosevelt, remains at 89% capacity.

And now let the weather begin.

12-1- Toranado Watches issued for the Virginias, sandbags are passed out in Washington, D.C. to protect homes from flooding and thousands are without power in the Mid Atlantic area and New York with 60 mph winds. Three are dead from the weather.

Tornado damage has occurred twice in the last six months in Yazoo, Mississippi (I think I would just fucking move).

Bitter cold had killed 8 homeless people In Poland and subzero temperatures sweep across Europe.

12-2- Arizona governor Jan Brewer has asked the Obama administration to issue a major disaster decloration for the Grand Canyon Havasupai Tribe. Flash flooding from October 3rd through the 6th forced evacuations of tourists and damaged water supply facilities, bridges, campgrounds and the main trail leading to Supai Village. Damages are estimated at 1.6 million.

The first no burn day will be issued for Maricopa County tomorrow. (Kiss my ass!)

Hundreds of drivers are stranded on the New York State Thruway because of an accident and heavy snow. There was a 13 mile backup that took six hours to clear. 23 inches of snow fell in Buffalo and power is out for ten thousand people. The Statue of Liberty is closed to visitors.

An oceanic whitetip shark has badly injured four Russian tourists swimming close to their beach hotels in two separate attacks in the Egyptian Red Sea. All four victims lost a limb in the attacks.

12-3- The first Pollution Health Watch issued for Maricopa County due to particulates trapped in cold dry air.

The definition of a hard freeze in the desert is a reading below 28 degrees for two to four hours depending on the humidity and the dew point.

Alaska wildlife officials have released a report acknowledging that evidence increasingly shows climate change at unprecedented rates throughout the Arctic. This is a departure for the state, which is suing to overturn the federal listing of polar bears as a threatened species due to declining sea ice habitat.

The deadly freeze in Europe continues with travel chaos. Britain’s Gatwick Airport is closed four 48 hours. With temperatures of about 5 degrees the death toll, for mainly homeless folks, is up to thirty.

The worst flood in a century has hit the Balkins. Thousands of people and livestock are evacuated from Albania. A State of Emergency is called in Bosnia, Serbia and Montenegro.

Iran’s capitol city of Theran has shut down for the third workday in two weeks due to smog. Government offices, schools, banks and factories are closed.

The U.S. military has ended its relief mission for Pakistan flood victims that began last summer.

The worst fire in Israel’s history has killed 31 and forced the evacuation of 12000. The fire is burning out of control. Arson has not been ruled out.

An elk hunter in Bend, Oregon, injured when he fell off of his horse, survived for four days on a small bag of beef jerky. A father and son found the man alive when they spotted a red backpack in the snow.

12-4- The first heavy snow of the season causes 325 cancelled flights in Chicago.

2,000 evacuated in Bosnia because of heavy rain and melting snow and 11,000 evacuated in Kosovo.

Snow has collapsed part of a roof at a nuclear power plant in France.

The death toll from the fires in Israel is up to 41. Turkey, Greece, Cyprus and Britian send in air support to help fight it. Israel has no heavy air tankers for this use. Only 7% of the country is forested so this fire is felt as deep national loss. Two are arrested on suspicion of arsin.

12-5- Flooding and landslides in Venezuela the last two weeks have killed 32 and forced 5,000 evacuations. The number affected is 1.5 million.

Two teens have been arrested for the fire in Israel that has burned 32 square miles and five million trees. They have been charged with negligence and not arson. “The youths had smoked a water pipe and drunk coffee and left the scene without making sure the fire they started was properly extinguished.” (I think they were smoking more than a water pipe.) Two other men were arrested last week on suspicion of deliberately lighting secondary fires.

12-6- The Arizona Game and Fish Commission has voted to support congressional action that declares gray wolves are restored and removing them from the federal endangered list.

One hundred and forty souls are missing in the latest mudslides in Columbia.

A shark attack again near a resort in Egypt’s Red Sea. An elderly tourist was killed instantly when her arm was torn off while she was swimming.

Attackers clubbed 23 fur seals to death at a New Zealand breeding colony. “….You have to question the state of mind of someone who can carry out such a cruel and abhorrent attack.” (You think? The attackers should be clubbed to death.)

12-7- A homeless man has been sentenced to a year in prison for starting the Hardy Fire in Flagstaff last summer burning 280 acres very close to the main part of the city. He was camping and built a small fire for food and coffee. Investigators claim he dumped hot coals on the ground before leaving the site. (At least the poor soul has a roof over his head now.)

Bitterly cold weather normally experienced in January claws at the Eastern Seaboard.

Two Florida cities have set record lows for this date, Fort Lauderdale 40 degrees and Bero Beach, 31 degrees. Lows must drop into the hight twenties for several hours for citrus precautionary measures to take place.

Venezuela President Hugo Chavez has forced privately owned hotels to help shelter thousands of flood victims.

In Rome the bodies of two American balloonists in their gondola were discovered in the net of a fishing boat yesterday. They disappeared two months ago while competing in a race over the Adratic Sea during a fierce storm.

A team of American shark experts are headed to Egypt to help determine the cause of an unusual series of shark attacks in the Red Sea. Shark attacks in this region are extremely rare. There are accusations that tourist boats are illegally dumping meat into the water to attract sharks for passengers wanting to photograph them. (I thought only Americans were this stupid.)

12-8- Lake affect snow buries one western New York town under four feet of snow. In Randolph, New York are banned from driving after the area received forty inches of snow. Two feet of snow has fallen in northeast Ohio.

The bodies of 36 victims have been recovered from last Sunday’s mudslides in Bogota, Columbia and 90 remain missing. One hunderd and six thousand people have been displaced by weeks of heavy rain!

According to an Oregon woman two does and a buck attacked her barking dog named Daisey. Despite head wounds and a chest puncture the little bastard is expected to make a full recovery.

12-9- In the entire United States, Arizona had the worst outbreak of West Nile virus this season, one in five severe cases overall. There were a 159 confirmed cases reported through November 30th.

12-10- A Pollution Advisory is issued for Maricopa County and a no burn day is declared. (kiss my ass. Why don’t you call it a mandatory no drive day?)

Australia declares 45 communities along the country’s east coast disaster areas from flooding and heavy rains. Homes are submerged, crops ruined and four people have been killed. Four inches of rain fell in one night in the town of Queanbeyan, the most in thirty years. Record drought conditions are replaced with flooding misery.

Henry Coetzee, an acclaimed outdoorsman who wrote about testing himself against nature, is presumed dead after a crocodile grabbed him from his kayak in the Congo. He was leading an American expedition sponsored by Eddie Bauer outdoor clothing and equipment.

12-11- As Arizona’s Bald eagles prepare to breed 21 areas in the state will be closed to campers, hikers, hunters and boaters. Seven of these sites are along the Verde River. The Federal Aviation Administration has established a minimum altitude of 2,000 feet for air traffic above bird habitats state wide.

Engineers report that neighborhoods north of last June’s Schultz fire in Flagstaff could see more damaging floods for five years. In the burned areas summer storms washed away topsoil over bedrock on steep slopes making severe flooding more likely.

A strong storm slams the Midwest. There are blizzard conditions in parts of South Dakota, Iowa and Minnesota. White out conditions stop snow plows and drivers are told to stay off roads. Wind chills in North Dakota dropped temperatures to 30 below zero!

Scotlands transport minister has resigned after winter storms shut down airports, trains and Scotland’s busiest highway. Stewart Stevenson said “I could have done much more to ensure the members of the public who were caught up in a difficult and frightening set of circumstances were better informed of the situation.” (I think the poor guy is being just a little hard on himself.)

20,000 miles of highways affected by record Colombia floods. Two hundrd are dead and there is massive crop damage.

12-12- A record high of 79 degrees in Phoenix breaks a 60 year old record.

Snow collapses the inflatable roof of the Minnesota Metrodome. Nearly two feet of snow has fallen in the upper Midwest. A Blizzard Warning is in affect for Chicago, all of Iowa and southern areas of Wisconsin. Wind gusts in Chicago of 50mph sent temperatures to zero,

Record rainfall reported in the Northwest causes mudslides and swells rivers placing towns in Washington and parts of Portland, Oregon under a flood threat. Seattle- Tacoma International Airport set a record rainfall for the date of 1.42’’ breaking a record set in 1955.

Heavy rains and strong winds across the Middle East after weeks of unseasonably warm and dry weather that caused epic fires in Israel. In Egypt 12’ waves closed the port of Alexandria, the country’s largest.

12-13- Another record high of 82 degrees in Phoenix breaks the old record set in 1938! (Look out, the dust bowl is returning!)

70 motorists are trapped in their cars for as long as 12 hours in northwest Indiana. 16’’ of Lake Effect snow has fallen. (What did they do when they had to pee? Don’t eat the yellow snow as Frank Zappa once sang.)

The entire Midwest is under a deep freeze after weekend storms. 1600 flights have been cancelled in Chicago. Eleven deaths have been weather related. Snow even blankets Tennessee, Atlanta has a 19 degree low and southern Florida prepares for a hard freeze.

Drought, that began last spring, plagues farmers in the South. The Department of Agriculture has declared disaster areas in 16 states. Some of the driest regions are in portions of Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia and Florida.

A man in rural New Mexico is mauled to death by a pack of wild dogs.

12-14- Heavy rains that poured on western Washington state last weekend have left 20 rivers flooded or at flood stage. The most damage came from mudslides that blocked rail service and closed roads. One meteorologist said the system was a “plume of very moist, warm Pacific air”. (meaning no snow.)

In Florida dozens of helicopters hover over vegetable crops, moving back and forth in the early morning hours, to push warmer air over the plants. Farmers pay twenty five hundred dollars per hour for the flights in the hope their crops will be saved from a killing freeze.

In Apple Valley, California fears that wind turbines could kill protected Golden eagles have halted progress of the federal government’ push to increase renewable energy on public lands. This will stall six billion dollars for wind farm developments. (But I ask, where is the fucking money coming from?)

12-15- Documents released show that eight greyhounds died while being transported across country to Arizona in September. The dogs, to be later used for racing, died from heat exhaustion near El Paso. The couple transporting the dogs traveled through Tucson with the dead dogs but never stopped to seek care for the remaining live dogs. One of the haulers said he didn’t want the remaining dogs to be quarantined. (Oh, but the virtues of greed!)

Tornadoes are rare in Oregon, only three confirmed in the last ten years, but one has struck the town of Aumsville destroying three homes.

Twenty seven degree low in Orlando, Florida. (I hope Minnie is keeping Mickey’s ears warm.) Fourteen degrees for a low in Atlanta breaks a 1917 record.

Motorists in Ontario, Canada are trapped in their vehicles for 25 hours due to heavy snow. Some were airlifted out while others waited for snow plows and tow trucks. People who were getting low on fuel would turn their motors off and bundle with other people in their vehicles. They traded off to conserve fuel. (I think I would just start walking or shoot myself!)

12-16- A Winter Weather Advisory is issued for Arizona including Flagstaff, the Rim country, Graham and Greenlee Counties from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Ten inches of snow expected in higher elevations.

Black ice conditions reported in Atlanta Georgia, Mississippi and Alabama.

Florida citrus growers report ice damage but the exent of the freeze is not known.

12-17- Dense fog blankets the “Valley of the Sun.” I knew we were in trouble when I looked at my weather station readings at 5 a.m., 39 was the temperature, the dew point was 39 degrees and the humidity was 90%. Actually I was amazed since we received so little rain the night before, but you talk about “white knuckle” driving across the desert and into work.

Ice spreads across the South as a weather system moves up the East Coast. There were 1,000 traffic accidents reported on icy roads.

Heavy snowfall cancels 800 flights and major delays in Germany, the Netherlands and Switzerland. Germany received the most snow with 8’’ on the ground.

The United Nations is sending 6 million dollars to aid flooding and landslide victims in Colombia.

12-19- A Winter Storm Watch begins today in Arizona above 7500’ through the 21st of this month.

A series of storms are bearing down on California and could produce the most rain in ten years. A spokesman for the National Weather Service said “This is one big mother and it’s going to have a lot of waves in it.”

70 mph winds in western Washington last night disrupted electric service to 112,000 people.

Arctic conditions in Europe have closed London’s Heathrow Airport and the Frankfurt Airport in Germany has cancelled 40% of flights. Lady Gaga cancels her concert in Paris because of snow. (What a fucking shame!) Britain has received more snow than any year since 1981.

12-20- Upper elevation forests in Arizona and New Mexico are in trouble according to a University of Arizona study. Catastrophic fires and insects have claimed 18% of the timber in the last twenty four years. A century of forest mismanagement is to blame but a decade of drought and warmer temperatures are also factors and the “future looks bleak” according to one researcher.

Areas of California have received eight inches of rain and Flood Warnings, Mudslide and Avalanche Warnings are posted. Portions of the Pacific Coast Highway are closed due to rock slides. L.A. and Hollywood have received four inches of rain.

Flood Warnings have been issued for western Kane County and Washington County in Utah, including the cities of St. George and Washington. The National Weather Service also warned of possible ice jam flooding in southern Hall County, Nebraska.

Twenty states have issued Weather Advisories.

This is the third day of major travel delays in Europe due to snow and cold. Britain is on track for the coldest December in 100 years.

This has been the worst year in a “generation” for human casualties due to natural disasters. Worldwide, 250,000 people have died this year. Some scientists blame global warming.

12-21- A State of Emergency has been declared in Mohave County, Arizona. People are being evacuated due to flooding washes and rivers and a dam may fail upstream on the Virgin River in Utah. A Flash Flood Watch has been issued for Maricopa County.

The coldest temperature ever recorded on this planet was -128.56 degrees in Vostok, Anctartica on July 21st, 1983. ( Hard to imagine when it is at least two hundred degrees warmer here in July.)

The first day of Winter and the shortest day for the entire year.

ONE FOOT OF RAIN in Santa Barbara, California in the last four days and twenty miles of the Pacific Coast Highway is closed due to rock and mudslides. THIRTEEN FEET of snow has fallen at the Mammoth Ski Resort.

The Colorado mountains may receive eight feet of snow from this system. Zion National Park is closed in Utah. Triple A sets a record for 25,000 calls for auto assistance in one day.

12-22- TEN INCHES of rain in Mohave County, Arizona in the communities of Beaver Dam and Littlefield. Six homes washed away, some were newly constructed and the owners hadn’t moved in yet.

Dozens are trapped by flooding in California. Virtually the entire state has been affected by rain. Parts of downtown Los Angeles under three feet of water. A swift water rescue team has saved 25 people from the homes in Laguna Canyon. A rain soaked hillside collapsed on the busy I-10 transition road in the Panoma area blocking three lanes of traffic. Downtown Laguna Beach is closed due to flooding. In Riverside a surge of floodwater swept through a homeless camp near the banks of the Santa Ana River. The fifty “campers” lost all of their possessions in the flood.

The Center for Biological Divesity intend to sue the Obama administration to force it to restore gray wolves across 48 states. Biologists for this Arizona based group argue that there is enough habitat to support thousands of wolves.

12-23- With only a tenth of an inch of rain last night I was surprised to see dense fog on The Land this morning. I could not leave for work until it began to get light, and even then, the visibility was about one hundred and fifty feet. By the “weather bug” reading inside the house I should have known before I stepped foot out the door; 49 degrees was the temperature, the dew point was 49 degrees and the humidity was a saturated 95%!

There was a possible micro-burst last night in Glendale, Arizona. Property damaged and block fences blown over.

More rain woes from almost a week of rain in California; Silverado Canyon in Orange County hit the hardest from yesterday’s rains. Runoffs and mud force 30 people to be evacuated. Now contaminated water is the problem for many beach cities in California. The rain has washed trash, pesticides and bacteria into waterways, prompting Health Warnings. (Our fucking polluted environment. Mother Earth cannot even wash herself clean.) Rescuers will begin searching for four people who went hiking in the rain in the San Gabriel Mountains four days ago. They are presumed to be stranded and hopes are they hunkered down and found shelter. Sea World closed yesterday as waters rose in the nearby San Diego River. Amtrack services were suspended from San Diego to San Juan Capistrano because of musdslides and high water. Also, in San Diego, the first floor of the Premier Inn was flooded forcing guests to the second floor. Lifeguards were sent in to rescue them. (?)

Travel delays from snow and cold ease in Europe today.

12-24- On Mnt. Charleston, Nevada police are going door to door urging the three hundred residents to evacuate. Several snow slides may lead to a major avalanche. Residents are without power due to downed power lines from rain and snow.

Atlanta, Georgia may have the first snow in seventeen years for Christmas as the Midwest snow storm heads south. Five hundred flights are being cancelled for tomorrow.

Shortages of de-icing fluid strands Christmas fliers in Europe. Many spend Christmas eve camped in airports. The United States sends the fluid to France to help.

“Restoring a policy by the George W. Bush administration, the top Interior official gives the Bureau of Land Management the authority to protect pristine areas of the West. ( I’ve been hunting BLM land long before the Bush administration and the abuse of overgrazing by cattle is sickening. Cow shit everywhere, water holes defecated in, and every plant obliterated by the mindless creatures abound. Just read some Edward Abbey to see his views on fucking BLM!)

12-25- Blizzard Warnings with eleven to sixteen inches of snow expected are issued for New York City, Long Island, New Jersey and Connecticut.

What causes and defines a Nor’easter: Winds from the northeast whip across the Coastal plains opposite the jet stream. It is a predictor of weather to come. Between October and April the chances of nor’easter conditions creating a storm are 100%!

A rare white Cristmas today with one inch of snow on the ground in Nashville and Louisville, Tennesee.

More rain in Columbia claims twelve in mudslides bringing the year’s death toll from heavy rain to 290.

A bus runs off a rainy, foggy road and plunges 1100’ in Ecudo, Equador killing twenty five and injuring twenty three.

12-26- “Arizona may leave part of it’s annual share of Colorado River water in Lake Mead next year, taking a calculated gamble that giving up some water will help it avoid deeper cuts later”. This is in hopes that the lake will stay full enough to avoid automatic cutbacks. Arizona would pass up billions of gallons of water next year but it would “barely be missed.”

A powerful winter storm blasts from the South to the Northeast. Thousands of flights cancelled due to posted Blizzard Warnings. Twenty inches of snow expected in Philadelphia. Amtrack cancels rail service from New York to Maine. Bus companies cancel routes all along the East Coast. A Snow Emergency is declared in Boston and all parking along major roads is banned.

Icy rains close Moscow’s busiest airport. Three hundred thousand people and fourteen hospitals are without power.

12-27- A dry autumn has pushed almost all of Arizona into abnormally dry or moderate drought conditions again. 95% of the state is affected except the extreme northwest corner of the state.

“Monster blizzard wreaks havoc from the Carolinas to Maine.” Thousands of travelers are stranded. New York City, eastern New Jersey and western Long Island the hardest hit. New York’s three largest airports closed overnight with 2,000 flight cancellations.

Strange weather in Austalia with summer snow in the southern state of Tasmania and heavy rains across eastern Australia. ELEVEN INCHES OF RAIN fell in 24 hours and a State of Emergency is declared in New South Wales.

Food relief shelters for Pakistan’s flood victims close after a suicide attack kills 45 people outside a World Food Program distribution center. All four centers in the Bajur district feed 300,000 people. ( I remember writing in Blue Duck Weather a couple of months ago that Osama bin Laden urged Pakistan’s population not to accept aid from western countries. So this is how you strike back and kill your own to make a statement? Ruthless and sad.)

12-28- Severe Weather Alert issued for all of Arizona. Snow level may drop to 2000’ with wind gusts up to 60mph. We may be seeing the coldest temperatures in years after the storms subside later this week.

Two duck hunters overturn their boat in the frigid waters of Lake Mary, near Flagstaff Arizona. The air temperature was 32 degrees. Fortuantely they were rescued by helicopter in thirty minutes. ( Just maybe my duck cousins turned the fucker’s boat over, eh?)

Maricopa County residents ignored a fire ban on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. The result was some of the highest particulate pollution levels in six years. (Right On!)

Eight homeless people in New Orleans try to escape the cold in an abandoned warehouse. They build a fire in a barrel but it gets out of control and all eight burn to death. ( I have given this much thought. How do you not escape a burning building early enough if it was at ground level? My guess is they finally became warm and went to sleep. Carbon monoxide probably got them, I hope rather than flames.)

There is 30’’ of snow on the ground in parts of the Northeast. Flights may not be back to normal until after January 1st. The mayor of New York City is being accused of not doing more to avoid weather caused travel delays. One third of all flights connect or depart from New York City. (Give me a fucking break! The mayor, or anybody else, has no control of the weather. This is just one more example of how we want the government to take care of our problems and then we cuss them for being too big and enforce too many regulations. Should they have threatened to shoot us if we decided to travel with dire weather forecasts at hand?)

12-29- The National news reports Blizzard Warnings for Arizona. 60 mph winds recorded at Doney Park near Flagstaff.

70mph winds recorded in San Francisco.

Flooding and rising rivers prompt evacuations in Australia. In one town the entire population of 300 is airlifted to higher ground. In some towns the only things visible above the water is the top of stop signs and rooftops.

For a third straight day air travelers are stranded in Moscow airports after icy rain and blackouts. People are desperate with lack of information and food and fights break out.

12-30- The average temperature on The Land today was an ooshy 38.50 degrees. The wind blew like hell and there were morning and afternoon wind chill recordings by yours truly. 47 degrees this morning plus 12mph winds equaled 37 degrees. This afternoon 48 degrees plus 17mph winds equaled 40.

I-40 closed from snow from Kingman to New Mexico. I-17 closed north at the Sedona exit. Blizzard Warnings in Southeast Arizona. Two inches of rain reported in Carefree. Snow level dropped to 2500’. Flurries were reported in north Phoenix and Mesa at 1:30 p.m. 40mph winds at Sky Harbor International Airport.

Winds slam California with 40mph winds in Los Angeles. A woman camping with her seven year old grand daughter at a wildlife perserve in Sonoma County was killed when a hundred foot tall oak tree fell on her tent. A snow boarder is missing near the Alpine Meadow Ski Resort at Lake Tahoe. She was last seen boarding through ski boundary signs near the top of an advanced slope. (I heard later in the day her body had been recovered.)

The Nevada side of the Sierras has wind gusts of 100 mph and a foot of new snow. Avalanche Warnings are posted.

Four days after a massive blizzard some New York City streets are still not plowed.

Flooded communities in eastern Australia could be under water for more than a week. Clean up costs will be billions.

12-31- With a low of 27 degrees and a high of 46 today at The Land the average temperature was 36.50 degrees. A Freeze Warning is issued for Phoenix beginning tonight at 9:00 p.m. until tomorrow morning at ten.

I thought it was cold here but Talking Trees and Antelope Hill in New Mexico had an average temperature of 2 degrees below zero!

A fire ban is issued for Maricopa County today. (Yeah right, on New Year’s Eve?)

At one p.m. today RyDuck reported from his secluded location in Colorado 33 degrees and six inches of powder on the ground.

Rare winter tornadoes kill three in Arkansas and three in southern Missouri today. One meteorologist sais that with temperatures in the seventies earlier this week mixed with cold air coming in from the west. Nationally 39 people were killed by tornadoes this year.

A snowstorm causes a 100 car pileup near Fargo, North Dakota.

Near Cairo, Egypt floodwaters swept a bus with 77 school girls and teachers off a highway and into a deep trench. Fifteen died, most of them students. The dead included an ambulance driver who had rescued twenty before floods swept him away. (This person is a hero of the highest degree!)

200,000 affected by relentless flooding caused by days of rain in eastern Australia. The flood zones are larger than the state of Texas.

What a month is has been for weather! With that we will leave you with this month’s listening pleasure, “Rain And Snow” by Brandon Rickman. Thank you for choosing Blue Duck Weather as your reminder that Mother Nature will love you and the next day she will kill you.

Until next month remember Pioneer took bullets. Settlers took land.

The Honorable, Distinguished, Professor MR. Blue Duck.

Monday, December 6, 2010

November 2010 Blue Duck Weather News



November 2010 Weather News!

This month had relatively mild weather worldwide. This is the shortest amazing edition of Blue Duck Weather since last May. Instead of twenty pages of field notes, editing and other worthless shit there were only nine pages. But by the end of the month you will see winter is coming at us with a vengeance. One low temperature at The Land was the coldest felt in twenty years. For the first time since we acquired the property in New Mexico affectionately known as Talking Trees and Antelope Hill I saw a low of minus two degrees! And with this cold there was little or no moisture, the most brutal chaffing skin kind of dry cold. Throw a little wind on top of it and it was teeth chattering. And to think a month ago I was still complaining about the heat seems kind of candy assed. “I just ain’t never satisfied” as Steve Earle once sang.

Ironically on one of the coldest windiest days out here recently in the lonesome windblown desert the lovely Mrs. Blueduck told me that one of her students reported that his dog was bit by a rattlesnake. Now that just shatters every conceived behavioral pattern of snakes. I know rattlesnakes don’t really hibernate and will come out to sun if the day is warm enough. But their enemies are cold and especially wind. Just as there was a Devil pig (in Streets of Laredo) this must have been a Devil snake!

In this exciting edition of Blue Duck Weather you will read amazing accounts of day to day weather happenings but oh so much more! Find out about sunburned whales, what pinon needle scale is, why and where goldfish were used to guard the President of the U.S. and other world leaders, International investors playing hardball on climate change (spooky shit), 2000 “tourists” rescued on Mount Everest (and why it disgusted me), Blues music to the rescue after the BP oil spill, the significance of the 2022 Chinese calendar year, an update on Lake Mead, how the 2010 U.S. hurricane season stacked up and more problems from the freak hailstorm in Arizona in October. Read on my droogies!

The average temperature difference from the beginning of the month and at the end at The Land was 24 degrees cooler! Talking Trees and Antelope Hill had a 20.50 degree drop. The overall average temperature for November at the Land was 55.96 degrees and 34.92 at the mountain property in New Mexico.

The average humidity was 33.36 percent and the average dew point was 25.55 degrees at The Land.

We only received .01” of rain (dismal).

Our latest feature, where was your migraine when the barometric pressure fell like a rock. This is dedicated to our local readers who suffer from these hell brain aches. The pressure fell from very high to moderate from 11-12 to 11-14. And then it dove from 11-26 through 11-28 and rapidly shot up through the 30th. I haven’t seen that kind of roller coaster ride before but all it meant for the weather was cold wind.

The monthly lake level totals were 36% for Mead, 63% for Powell, an alarming 59% for Pleasant and 90% for Roosevelt.

11-1- Thomas is downgraded to a Tropical Storm but is gaining strength. It may threaten earthquake ravaged Haiti.

11-2- United States sea vessels are headed to Haiti to assist if necessary as now Hurricane Thomas strengthens. This may be a devastating storm by the weekend.

Two days of constant rain in Thailand has caused flooding that closes the rail service and forces thousands to flee. Some areas are under FIVE FEET OF WATER with 38people dead and 1.5 million affected.

81,000 are homeless after Cyclone Giri hits Myanmar. 200,000 will need food aid for three months. (Be glad you are not dealing with this TwinkyDuck!) 43 people are dead, 430 schools and 57 health centers are damaged or destroyed.

Flooding in the west African nation of Benin has affected 680,000, destroyed 300,000 acres and killed 81,000 livestock. A World Food Program spokesman warned that food has become a critical issue in this region. (At least you are not dealing with starvation my TwinkyDuck.)

11-3- Los Angeles hit’s a record of 97 degrees.

Thomas has weakened to a Tropical Storm but has killed 14 and seven others missing in St. Lucia. Now it is headed for Haiti. 7800 residents of a post earthquake recovery are ordered to evacuate. (But we ask, where?)

Heavy rains in southern India leave 22 dead and 30,000 displaced. Many died drowning or when their houses collapsed on them.

11-8- Last month’s storms so rare in Arizona that the Weather Channel will be airing a special report about them.

A surprise storm with 60mph winds knock out power across New England. 75,000 without power in Maine and New Hampshire. There was driving rain, sleet and 15 foot swells in the ocean.

A week of heavy rain has killed 13 in the eastern Philippines which is still recovering from last month’s typhoons.

Hurricane Thomas has killed 20 in Haiti, 30,000 are in shelters and 6,000 are homeless. A river there has been a source of a cholera epidemic and is expected to flood. People living along the river have been advised to evacuate their families and livestock. Cholera in Haiti has killed 500 and hospitalized thousands since appearing last month.

700 climate scientists have agreed to take a stand against skeptics and face criticism on television and talk radio. They will answer questions about global warming and the roles of man made air pollution.

11-9- Freeze Warnings issued for Kingman and Cochise County in Arizona.

18 degree low recorded at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill.

Cholera has reached the Haiti capitol of Port Au Prince.

A Florida man has killed an alligator that has proven to be an all time state record. It was over 14’ long and weighed 654 pounds! After being harpooned the alligator thrashed and pulled the man’s boat around a lake for forty five minutes.

Grizzly bear deaths approaches a record in the Yellowstone region. Some of the factors are “accidental” killings by hunters and mild winters allowing bark beetles to decimate the white bark pine. The nuts from this tree are a critical food source for the grizzlies.

11-10- Flooding in northeastern Italy has killed three and forces evacuation of three thousand others. 1.4 billion dollars in damage has been assessed, much of it in white wine country.

30’ waves batter Spain’s coast with 60mph winds and heavy rain. All beaches are closed.

11-11- Freeze Warning issued for Gila County, Arizona.
16 degree low at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill in New Mexico.

Scientists report, after a three year study, that some species of whales off the Mexican coast are showing signs of severe sunburn. It may be caused by damaged ozone layer’s decreased ability to block ultraviolet radiation. Whales spend much of their time at the surface of the oceans breathing, feeding their young and socializing.

11-12- A total of 260 miles of traffic jams in the Netherlands due to storms with 60mph winds with ferry operations and flights cancelled. In Hague, surfers showed up in thick body suits to ride the waves. ( I sure admire die hard fuckers!)

11-13- The Twin Cities of Minnesota receives a foot of snow for the first snow storm of the season. With power outages, vehicle accidents and cancelled foot ball games one State Patrolman said “this is a tough season opener.” It is the largest storm in twenty years and just yesterday the high was 60 degrees.

One million acres of pinon pines in Nevada are infested with pinon-needle scale, a bug the size of a pinhead. It sucks the sap from pine needles. Only one year ago the affected pines amounted to two hundred thousand acres.

Goldfish safeguard the South Korean summit where President Obama met with other world leaders this past week. The fish are used to monitor water quality at the conference center and six fish were released into the center’s water supply. The goal was to make sure the recycled water piped into the restrooms is safe from toxic attacks. Any fish that die would signal possible water contamination. “Dead fish tell no tales.” PETA denounced the tactic. (Give us a fucking break!)

11-14- Ten thousand dead jelly fish have washed up on three miles of beach in San Francisco. Researchers and scientists are baffled.

11-16- RyDuck reports from his secluded location in Colorado that it went from a sunny 55 degrees to an ooshy 33 degrees with snow falling in one hour.

A thirty four car pile up due to icy conditions near Larkspur, Colorado happened today. Twelve are taken to the hospital.

Warming threatens Lebanon’s snow and cedars. Ski resorts are moving ski operations higher up the slopes. Three thousand year old cedar stands now only exist at the highest elevations.

11-17- Eleven ooshy degrees this morning for a low at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill.

The Gaylord Opryland Resort and Convention Center in Tennessee reopens since being closed since last May due to flooding. In honor of its opening it is decked out with two million Christmas lights. The flooded Cumberland River caused two hundred million dollars in damage and parts of the resort were under ten feet of water!

A rare warm period in Siberia lures a flock of pink pelicans to stop and rest on their journey home.

A group of international investors, responsible for 15 trillion dollars in assets, called for the world’s nations (especially the United States) to move decisively to combat climate change. If we don’t we will face economic disruption worse than the recession of the last two years.

11-18- 55mph winds damage seven small aircraft, damages 200 homes and knocks out power to 82,000 in Maryland. An unconfirmed tornado was spotted.

Heavy rains and wind caused flooding in southwest England trapping people inside their homes.

They call the blues the Devil’s music but this put a smile on my beak: “BluesForTheGulf.org. Our mission: A global initiative by the Blues Community, including musicians, club owners and fans who are donating their time and talents raising money to assist the people in the Gulf Coast states suffering economic devastation from the oil disaster.” ( As I recall this and similar efforts by the jazz community were done for Katrina victims five years ago.)

11-19- Wind Advisory issued for northern Arizona.

Two thousand tourists and their “porters” have been stranded in a tiny village on Mount Everest for 5 days. Their location is over nine thousand feet high and strong winds and low clouds have kept them there. Army helicopters are trying to get them out. (Editors note: This totally depressed me and blew the image I had of that formidable mountain that has claimed so many lives. How the fuck did 2000 “tourists” get to a tiny village at nine thousand feet? Did they hold hands and walk up a magical sidewalk with handrails singing the “Hoakey- Pokey” song? What in the world does a “tiny village” do with the waste of two thousand people, throw it down the mountain or bury shit in the snow? I give up. There is no great wilderness anymore. Let them stay and build a Grand city.)

11-20- The most recent flooding in Vietnam in the past month has forced 40,000 people to evacuate, 30,000 homes flooded and 35,000 crops damaged. THIRTY TWO INCHES OF RAIN HAS FALLEN IN THE PAST WEEK. Since October bad weather has killed 167 people.

18 poached, de-horned and dead rhinos found on a large private game preserve in Africa.

11-21- Winter is coming! Minnesota receives the first major snowstorm of the season. Snow is also expected in the higher elevations of California, Nevada, Montana and Wyoming.

Speaking of winter, this morning had the first wind chill of the season at The Land. 58 degrees plus 10mph winds = 55 degrees! (Don’t you just love the math?) Flagstaff has a dusting of snow with 50mph winds.

11-22- Blizzard Warnings are posted for parts of Utah and Idaho.

A summit in Russia sponsored by the World Wildlife Fund states that tigers will be extinct by 2022, the next Chinese calendar year of the Tiger. 3200 tigers exist world wide, down from 100,000 a century ago. Their habitat is shrinking from forest cutting and construction. They are also valuable for poachers who want their skins and body parts and they are prized in Chinese traditional medicine.

11-23- The first freeze at The Land for the season! The average temperature for the day was just 45 degrees. The snow level in northern Arizona is expected to drop to 6,000 ft. today. A Wind Advisory is posted for Flagstaff between 1:00 p.m. and midnight with 45mph winds.

Storm Warnings and Watches posted for several northern states as cold air plunges from Canada into the western and central U.S. Temperatures will not rise above zero in the Central Plains.

A tornado strikes in Lover Park, Illinois and turns over a school bus. The driver and children in the bus escaped with minor injuries. 42,000 people are without power.

According to the Washington D.C. based Refugees International “The U.S. and other countries must recognize the threat represented by the massive floods that hit Pakistan earlier this year… It is estimated as many as 200 million people will be displaced by natural disasters and climate change around the world by 2050.”

11-24- Hard Freeze Watch issued for the Phoenix area.

Arizona Game and Fish is offering a reward for information leading to the arrest(s) due to the illegal introduction of fish into Yuma canals. One case involved a thirty two inch shark that was found dead last week. Transporting and stocking fish in Arizona waters is illegal.

White out conditions in the Rockies and Blizzard Warnings in Utah. In Tacoma, Washington the temperature dropped to 14 degrees, a 25 year low.

At 4:30 p.m. RyDuck reported from his secluded location in Colorado a temperature of an “ooshy” 15 degrees.

11-25- A Winter Weather Alert is issued for most of Arizona. Freeze Warnings will be in affect from 2:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. for the Phoenix area. There is twelve inches of snow at the North Rim of the Grand Canyon.

The lowest temperature I have ever seen at Talking Trees and Antelope Hill this morning, -2 degrees! The average temperature for the entire day was 24 degrees.

A Frost Warning is issued for citrus growers in the San Joaquin Valley in California for the remainder of the week.

Two men have died of hypothermia in Washington in the past week. Emergency cold weather shelters have opened in the Puget Sound area. Yesterday’s low in Seattle dropped to a new record of 14 degrees. The old record was 16 degrees set in 1985.

The United Nations weather agency states that greenhouse gas levels in the atmosphere set a new record in 2009. The total amount was 386.8 parts per million. The pre-industrial average is estimated to be 280 parts per million.

11-26- 31 degree low at The Land!

The Obama administration is placing 187,000 square miles in Alaska as “critical habitat” for polar bears.

11-27- Twenty seven degree low at The Land this morning with a dew point of minus one degree; dry, bone chilling cold! I enjoyed a fine fire in the front yard, drank some hot coffee and harassed Otis, our dog, with a Frisbee. If the little shit was cold he sure didn’t show it.

The Arizona San Carlos Tribe is asking a federal judge permission to join in on the law suit filed last month to return the Arizona Bald eagle to the Endangered Species Act. (You read about the initial law suit here last month in the amazing edition of Blue Duck Weather!)

11-28- Five inches of snow in Flagstaff and 32mph winds in Safford, Arizona.

Sixteen inches of snow “buries” northeast England and Scotland, the most widespread snow for the date since 1993.

11-29- A Freeze Warning is issued tonight for the Phoenix metro area. The recent cold snap has valley homeless shelters overflowing.

Lake Mead has fallen within seven feet above the level that would trigger the first ever rationing from water supplied by the Colorado River.

For the first time in recorded history 12 hurricanes formed this year in the Atlantic ocean without one making landfall in the U.S. There was only a 2% chance this would happen according to forecasters earlier in the season. The official end of this year’s hurricane season is tomorrow.

11-30- A 24 degree low at The Land with a 6 degree dew point! Four below zero in Flagstaff broke a record from 1975.

The freak hail storm in October in the Phoenix area damaged so many roofs contractors have waiting lists up to four months just for appraisals. There are 150,000 damaged homes and 40% fewer roofers than before the recession.

Six people are injured from an unconfirmed tornado in Mississippi. In central Louisiana a block home was completely destroyed by wind.

Heavy rain displaces thousands in Venezuela. The President opens his palace to twenty five homeless families as a show of compassion. Landslides there have killed 13.

The much awaited song of the month is “Rain Is A Good Thing” by Luke Bryan, a really stupid country song but oh well.

Until next month when they have removed your frozen body from an avalanche remember Pioneers took bullets, Settlers took Land.

The Honorable, Distinguished, Professor MR Blue Duck.